10. You see 10 kids go down the left side of the street, 10 kids down the right side of the street, then all the other kids go down the best performing side.
9. If you’re not home on Halloween, you’re automatically revisited 24 hours later.
8. Before saying “Trick or Treat!” kids ask if you’d like to take a survey at the conclusion of their visit.
7. Houses with really long driveways/walkways are skipped due to poor ROI.
6. You find your house is ranked and scored based on your candy budget.
5. Kids wearing bizarre combinations of face masks, capes, pants, and tops indicates that multivariate testing is being used to find the best costume.
4. You find a sign on your lawn that says “Johnny and 23 other kids liked the candy at this house”.
3. An inflatable fail whale is left at houses that don’t give out candy.
2. Kids use a fishbowl to collect candy.
And the #1 sign marketing is running Halloween:
1. You discover your house has its own hashtag on Twitter.
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